maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

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ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

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Everybody talks about wanting to change things and help and fix, but ultimately all you can do is fix yourself. And that’s a lot. Because if you can fix yourself, it has a ripple effect.

Rob Reiner (via feellng)
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absolutcute:

i want to look like an arctic monkeys song

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sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

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